This Guy Made An OkCupid Profile That Is So Epically Bad That It’s Actually Perfect

    Last month, Evan Vail’s OkCupid profile ended up on the Tumblr GTFOCupid. It’s a blog that collects really cringe-y dating profile screenshots. The only difference with Evan’s profile, though, is that it wasn’t cringe-y, it was spectacular.
    BuzzFeed tracked Evan down to learn more about both his amazing OkCupid profile and also what it’s to wake up one day and find out your dating profile has been shared with almost 200,000 strangers.
    Evan said he first noticed something was up when he started getting odd messages on OkCupid from people all over the world. Then two weeks ago, he realized it was because GTFOCupid’s post on him started going viral.
    “I’m not really surprised that it went viral,” Evan said. “The internet is an odd place and it craves weird people.”
    He says that he’s actually been able to go on a few dates since the profile started making the rounds. He’s got a good attitude about it, though he does admit he’s a little more hesitant to trust other people online.
    “I think it’s a refreshing change from the mundane drabble people choose to write on that meat market,” he said. “What I like best about my profile is that it really doesn’t say anything about me.”
    He also sent BuzzFeed a photo for proof that he is, in fact, the man behind the epic profile.
    Courtesy of Evan Vail
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20 Words That Have A Different Meaning In The Midwest

    1. Winter

    What it means everywhere else: A season lasting from mid-December 
    to early March.
    What it means in the Midwest: A literal hell that will possibly never end, usually starting around Halloween and going until April.
    Winter
    Via imgur.com

    2. Pop

    What it means everywhere else: A sound, maybe what you do to a pimple or a blister. 
    What it means in the Midwest: A carbonated beverage that tastes yummy in your tummy.
    Pop
    Via imgur.com

    3. Lakes

    What it means everywhere else: A body of water. 
    What it means in the Midwest: The best swimming pool.
    Lakes
    Via imgur.com

    4. Manners

    What it means everywhere else: If you make eye contact with someone and possibly smile, your manners are outta this world. 
    What it means in the Midwest: People going out of their way to hold open doors, smile at you, and sometimes even * gasp * talk to you.
    20 Words That Have A Different Meaning In The Midwest

    5. Cornhole

    What it means everywhere else: Something people tell you to shut.
    What it means in the Midwest: The best game to play at family reunions, barbecues, tailgates, basically anywhere.
    Cornhole
    Via imgur.com

    6. Basketball

    What it means everywhere else: A sport that involves an orange ball. Winter season sport. 
    What it means in the Midwest: A lifestyle. A season that never truly ends.
    20 Words That Have A Different Meaning In The Midwest

    7. Missing Headlight

    What it means everywhere else: When the headlight on a car is burnt out.
    What it means in the Midwest: A damn race to be the first to scream out “PADIDDLE” and touch the ceiling of the car.
    Missing Headlight
    Paramount Pictures

    8. Spring

    What it means everywhere else: A season that starts in mid-March that brings pretty flowers and weather and birds.
    What it means in the Midwest: A season that hopefully shows up in May.
    Spring
    Flickr: promanex / Via Creative Commons

    9. Ladybugs

    What it means everywhere else: A bug that has spots. Kind of cute.
    What it means in the Midwest: The literal devil that smells terrible when burnt.
    Ladybugs
    Flickr: snowpeak / Via Creative Commons

    10. Beach

    What it means everywhere else: A mass of sand accompanying an ocean.
    What it means in the Midwest: Sand around a lake. Or rocks. We aren’t very picky.
    Beach
    Flickr: sethworld / Via Creative Commons

    11. Ice

    What it means everywhere else: Frozen water.
    What it means in the Midwest: The subject of most of your nightmares during the winter months. Going someplace? Give yourself AT LEAST an hour to account for ice.
    Ice
    Via imgur.com

    12. Ranch Dressing

    What it means everywhere else: A popular salad dressing.
    What it means in the Midwest: THE NECTAR OF GODS. THE REASON TO LIVE.
    Ranch Dressing
    Flickr: jacksonfox / Via Creative Commons

    13. Snow Days

    What it means everywhere else: A day off school if there’s snow falling from the sky.
    What it means in the Midwest: Something that likely won’t happen unless there are at least 3 feet of snow.
    Snow Days
    Flickr: 95155532@N00 / Via Creative Commons

    14. Fair

    What it means everywhere else: An adjective to describe something usually as being honorable or just.
    What it means in the Midwest: The best part of summer with corn dogs and the magic of Lemon Shake-Ups.
    Fair
    Flickr: brent_nashville / Via Creative Commons

    15. Pizza

    What it means everywhere else: A delicious food.
    What it means in the Midwest: DEEP. DISH.
    Pizza
    Flickr: agude / Via Creative Commons

    16. Ohio State

    What it means everywhere else: A college.
    What it means in the Midwest: THE enemy. Unless of course you go there, in which case it is THE university.
    Ohio State

    17. Puppy Chow

    What it means everywhere else: Food for puppies. 
    What it means everywhere in the Midwest: The best snack in the world.
    Puppy Chow
    Flickr: starmonkeybrass / Via Creative Commons

    18. Cheese

    What it means everywhere else: A dairy product that tastes delicious.
    What it means in the Midwest: A fan base.
    Cheese
    Via imgur.com

    19. Shorts Weather

    What it means everywhere else: Warm summer days of above 70 degrees.
    What it means in the Midwest: 40 degrees.
    Shorts Weather

    20. Midwest

    What it means everywhere else: A collection of states in Middle America.
    What it means in the Midwest: The best damn place in the world.
    Midwest
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